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The 2009 WWE Johnny Awards – Best Talker & Best Female Vote

Two polls, pretty self explanatory. The first one is for the best talker. Who gives the best promos. If you like funny ones then go with funny, if you like serious go with that, if you like heels then go in that direction. It’s all up to you. I put in a lot of options and I don’t think I missed anybody blatantly. Make sure you look at all the choices before voting.

Best Female is simply the best overall female talent in the company. Almost all the categories are male dominated, so I thought it would only be fair to have one that gave the women their due. I didn’t include Stephanie. She wasn’t on enough. It’s about the on air talent. Happy voting.

The Rock Award for Best Talker

The Trish Stratus Award for Best Female

Friday: Best Raw Guest Host, Best and Worst PPVs
Saturday: Most Underused, Funniest Performer and The KNOCK THE FUCK OUT~ Award

  1. Yosh
    December 11, 2009 at 1:08 AM

    Brie Bella is one it but the other one isn’t. Is Brie better at sucking the guest hosts cock?

  2. JG
    December 11, 2009 at 1:10 AM

    Talker: Jericho, Punk, and Santino Marella. Jericho and Punk are self-explanatory, but Marella is flat out funny. He’s got great delivery and has good comedic timing. I don’t like a lot of WWE humor, but I usually laugh at Santino Marella.

    Girls? Mickie, Vickie, and Natalya. Mickie’s self-explanatory. She’s great all around (I wish I could see her and Kong in a match. I think they’d work it out). Natalya’s the hottest (to me). Vickie does her job and gets heat…lots of heat so she’s effective.

  3. Swanni
    December 11, 2009 at 2:42 AM

    Talkers are Jericho, Santino and HBK
    Girls are Vickie, Natalya and Maryse. Vickie can get huge heat just by talking, Natalya is gorgeous and Maryse, well sometimes there are things better then MJ

  4. John Clair
    December 11, 2009 at 7:11 AM

    i didnt vote for jericho, because to me, last year he was so much better, and this year he toned a tad down on his great promos and also he promos too often. thats also why i didnt pick many of the guys who does promos every week, other than cm punk because he learned quickly to generate heat for his turn. hbk, i picked him ofr his comedy… i didnt pick hunter, but shawn really is funny to me. as for the ladies, i wonder why so little people vote for eve when she has improved since her debut. she learned to wrestle… shes not great yet, but her single leg drop kick is pretty damn good, shes gorgeous, knows how to dance, and shes a great talker in my view as well for a diva who never gets a mic

  5. Mark Hallam
    December 11, 2009 at 8:35 AM

    what a surprise mickie james is winning so far!!! you bunch of suck-ups!!! haha

  6. Priceless
    December 11, 2009 at 12:38 PM

    How about calling the talker award something like The Rock Award or the Steve Austin Award if you aren’t already using them elsewhere?

  7. December 11, 2009 at 2:03 PM

    It’s called The Rock Award. And the female one is the Trish Stratus-Canton award. Or maybe just Trish Stratus.

  8. Brian W.
    December 11, 2009 at 8:26 PM

    I voted for CM Punk for several reasons. One is that it’s pretty much a foregone conclusion that Chris Jericho (AKA “Verbal Heat”)has this one sewn up (and justifiably so). I just want to see Punk get some recognition for his superlative work as well, so I figured I’d represent and see that he gets the number two spot. Another reason: the “Straight Edge Superstar” has such mastery of holier-than-thou delivery he can sneeze and get heat. Also, for popularizing the term “Charismatic Enabler”, Punk has my eternal awe and respect. Finally, as I type this, the 12/11 edition of Smackdown is on, and CM Punk is delivering a killer promo equating giving the Jeff Hardy DVD to peddling drugs!

    “CM” stands for “Cash Money”.

  9. Brian W.
    December 11, 2009 at 9:23 PM

    I just heard this from Matt Striker during Smackdown, referring to Mike Knox: “They say knowledge is power, and absolute power corrupts absolutely, so I guess study hard and be evil!”

    Striker is now my favorite announcer. An excellent update of the heel play by play guy. And he’s getting better every week.

  10. Cam
    December 13, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    i voted for christian and Natalya. most likely though everones gonna suck up to john by voting for mickie and jericho. jericho last year or two years ago definitely. he toned down too much though. natalya cause she’s the only believable diva in the ring

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