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Vote for the Next John Report Banner!

If you thought that the best image from Monday’s Raw was Shawn Michaels hugging Bret Hart you’d be wrong. This was the best image from Raw:

After seeing that wonderful midget punting picture, I thought it would be great to have a banner with that on with a phrase claiming that “The John Report: It’ll Knock You The F**K Out~!” I asked my facebook friends to put their banner skills to work. They did. Here are the four options. At the end, there’s a poll to vote for the winner.

A (Charlie Butler)

B (Erica “Cheeto” Brooks)

C (Erica “Cheeto” Brooks)

D (Allen Czarnikow)

Now here’s the poll where you vote:

I like them all, but I’m only going to use the one with the most votes.

  1. January 8, 2010 at 12:19 AM

    C for sure!!!

  2. Yaz
    January 8, 2010 at 12:21 AM

    I would go with A – simplistic and clean. Decent cropping and composition too!

  3. Ryan
    January 8, 2010 at 12:44 AM

    D…just for the pure hilarity of that picture lol

  4. swanni
    January 8, 2010 at 1:14 AM

    Grammer wise it would have to be B, as I am sure “”It’ll”” is not close to even being good English grammer, but hey if Cena can become Super Cena and have his Cena-maniacs run wild on you, then anything is possible.

    I’m chosing A though, clean, crisp and to the point

    • Ivan Isaza
      January 8, 2010 at 1:29 AM

      Actually, my good sir, ¨It’ll¨ is well written as it is the abbreviation of, of course, ¨It will¨… same as saying, or writing, ¨I’ll¨, abbreviation of ¨I will¨


    • Chris
      January 9, 2010 at 2:31 AM


  5. Chris Greene
    January 8, 2010 at 4:05 AM

    I enjoyed all of them for my own reasons. . . well, mainly because Jericho has been my favorite for over a decade, but also kicking a midget in the head wins points. . . ahem. D. I pissed my pants a little just hoping that could one day come true.

  6. Aaron
    January 8, 2010 at 9:44 AM

    I went with C, had a hard time deciding between it and A..

    But don’t get me wrong, I love D.. Swogglefail for sure.

  7. January 8, 2010 at 9:59 AM

    Shame you didn’t ask your twitter friends too, don’t use Facebook. A, without a doubt. C and D aren’t even banners because they’re way too high to be called that.

  8. Jay
    January 8, 2010 at 10:53 AM

    A is the best, but I do not like any of them.

    If I was a new reader and I saw them, I would think that your site is going to give me a virus. Seeing them would make it the first and last time I visited your site. Writing for the “lowest comon denominator” will cause you to start to lose the “peeps” that add to your writing and make it special. Ask your self what makes your blog so special that MJC reads it and is starting to comment to you. Do you think this picture will foster this growth?

    (Note, I used the word “peeps” for your benefit. Frankly, I have always disliked Christian, but I know you are a mark for him.) I could be wrong, but if you insist on adding things like this, you should add them to the body of your work and not in the title. In the body, people who understand some of the inside humor will get it and you will not turn off people who do not understand the inside humor and will just think you are some mom’s basement dwelling virgin weirdo who likes to touch himself while wearing a raincoat at the playground while watching minors debating whether you should blow up a government office building.

    Do realize, I am just being overly dramatic to make a point. Frankly, I just started reading your work, because I found it is the one safe site where you can have an intelligent wrestling discours with like minded people who have a similar sense of humor.

    • Sam
      January 8, 2010 at 11:53 AM

      Jay, please stop talking. For everyone’s sake.

    • January 8, 2010 at 12:19 PM

      For the record, I had no problem with these comments. I think you made some great points. With that said, I’ve used a banner with Mideon, Al Wilson, Kamala and The Berzerker as the Mount Rushmore of wrestling. I’ve had joke banners before. I’ve had banners with women kissing on them too. In this case I’m looking for a laugh. I might stick at the bottom of a column for a change. We’ll see.

      • Aaron
        January 8, 2010 at 12:59 PM

        And any Mount Rushmore should consist of the Bezerker.

        Maybe that’s an idea for a great column on both ends: The Mount Rushmore of wrestling.. and then a joke mount rushmore of wrestling… That’s spark debate for sure.

        Abe Knuckleball Schwartz in the middle. :)

    • kris Karcher
      January 8, 2010 at 5:36 PM

      ohhh my…. Sherlock Holmes??

  9. Erica Brooks
    January 8, 2010 at 11:07 AM

    Jeez, who knew i was going to be such an epic failure at this..

    • mcnulty
      January 8, 2010 at 2:08 PM

      It was B for me.

    • January 9, 2010 at 8:36 AM

      Well I still love you Erica.

  10. Edswoggle
    January 8, 2010 at 11:19 AM

    I voted C….I loved D, but wouldn’t look too good on a column….A & B have the panoramic aspects that are good in columns, but C gets the moment in full view with font that’s appealing to the eye.

  11. Jay
    January 8, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    Erica: You are not an epic failure with your work in my opinion. I just don’t like it as a title. You are using inside humor that regular readers understand. Just picture your work as a new reader who did not understand the joke. I think it would creep a lot of people out.

    It is creative, and I think you probably could come up with some really cool stuff in the future.

    Of course I could also be completly wrong and the next thousand people who view it may love it. I just didn’t like it as a headline.

  12. Jay
    January 8, 2010 at 12:11 PM

    Sam: You are right. Will do. Sorry to go off on a tangent. Consider me shut up and down.

  13. John
    January 8, 2010 at 12:24 PM

    A simply because of the ~! in it.

  14. Erica Brooks
    January 8, 2010 at 2:46 PM

    oh its all good lol. i was just bored that night and tried to make one. Thats the first one i’ve ever done, so it could have been worse. It was fun though. They definitely don’t compare to some of the banners i’ve seen John use… so i agree.

  15. mr. W
    January 8, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    i have to go with d. That would be a great moment in wrestling history.

  16. whitewolf
    January 8, 2010 at 4:05 PM

    i pick D, and swanni > i’ll < is a word as ivan said it's short for I will…you really should start reading more books so you can see for yourself..anyway yes D would be my choice, course at the bottom of the cliff is probably vince ready to catch him so the midget jokes can continue on

  17. Mike
    January 8, 2010 at 6:30 PM

    Voted for A. Clean lines, looks good. D is funny but it’s not a banner and just looks pretty crappy

  18. Bryan
    January 9, 2010 at 12:01 AM

    D is da best!

  19. Michael
    January 9, 2010 at 5:43 AM

    I actually lol’d at D, but as far as a banner goes, it has to be A for me. C’s very good but I think A looks cleaner.

    Maybe use D as an image everytime someone gets KTFO possibly?

  20. Jericho
    January 9, 2010 at 2:12 PM

    D is the shit. Die Hornswoggle, DIE!!

  21. Rated R
    January 9, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    Lol that kick was bananas. I’m really experienced with image eiditing programs and really good at making graphics. I’ve been doing it for a long time now. I should hook you up with something soon for all the fun columns you post and send you it. :)

    • January 10, 2010 at 12:45 PM

      Go for it. I always like banners.

  22. Bryan Kirchoff
    January 11, 2010 at 8:32 PM

    D for sure that one is so funny

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