Archive for the ‘WWE Johnny Awards 2009’ Category

The Commentfest for Raw 12/14/09

December 15, 2009 18 comments

This is the Commentfest for Raw from last night from my friends on I usually include it in the Raw Deal, but I was short on time and we got a record number of posts in Commentfest with over 1700. I just didn’t have the time do it. I don’t think this will happen again although maybe it will on a 3 hour Raw. Those take a lot out of me. To make it up for you, I put in more comments than ever before. Enjoy.

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The John Report Presents: The 2009 WWE Johnny Awards

December 14, 2009 28 comments

The John Report Presents: The 2009 WWE Johnny Awards

These are the awards where we honor, and dishonor, the hard working employees of World Wrestling Entertainment based on their work over the last twelve months. Having watched everything from December (2008) to November, I come to you today to present the very “prestigious” awards that I call the 2009 WWE Johnny Awards!

These awards are not just “Best Wrestler” or “Worst Wrestler.” They have names to them. Good names too, not garbage like Oscar or Emmy or Tony or whatever else is out there. Some of the names of awards have changed over the years (the last time I did these was 2005), but the premise is the same. I also added some new awards in there too. Since I haven’t done one of these things in four years I doubt many of you are going to notice what they are. Before I begin, it’s worth pointing out that this is World Wrestling Entertainment stuff ONLY. It says it in the title, but I want you to remember that when you ask why there’s no TNA or ROH in here. It’s WWE only. That’s what I watch regularly. That’s what I know. And that’s what will be discussed.

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The 2009 WWE Johnny Awards: The Final Four Polls to Vote in!

December 12, 2009 17 comments

These are the last four. They’ll be open for about a day and a half, which is when I’m posting the awards (Monday afternoon). I’ll go into detailed explanations either really late tonight when I get back from watching UFC or in the AM. Here’s a brief rundown.

Best JC/WWE Word or Phrase – What phrase did you like best this year whether it was something you read in my columns or saw in WWE. It’s a tough choice!
KTFO – Who do you want to see get knocked the fuck out?
Funniest – Pretty self explanatory. Who makes you laugh the most as a WWE viewer?
Underused – Who isn’t getting used properly? You could also call it underrated.

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WWE Johnny Awards 2009 – Best Guest Host, Best & Worst PPV Vote!

December 11, 2009 7 comments

This should be self explanatory now. Happy voting. Three more on Saturday too!

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The 2009 WWE Johnny Awards – Best Talker & Best Female Vote

December 11, 2009 10 comments

Two polls, pretty self explanatory. The first one is for the best talker. Who gives the best promos. If you like funny ones then go with funny, if you like serious go with that, if you like heels then go in that direction. It’s all up to you. I put in a lot of options and I don’t think I missed anybody blatantly. Make sure you look at all the choices before voting.

Best Female is simply the best overall female talent in the company. Almost all the categories are male dominated, so I thought it would only be fair to have one that gave the women their due. I didn’t include Stephanie. She wasn’t on enough. It’s about the on air talent. Happy voting.

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The 2009 WWE Johnny Awards – Best & Worst Feud Vote

December 10, 2009 13 comments

You should have gotten the hang of this now if you’ve voted the last couple of days. Pick three for each one. Judge a feud however you want. Michaels/Undertaker is the match of the year, but does one match constitute a feud or do you need to see more than that? It’s your choice. I’ll explain my choice in the column on Monday, which I haven’t even started yet. I’ve been having too much success on twitter lately with a certain woman named  Mickie James-Canton. Okay not really success, but it’s a start! Anyway, here are the polls. Too tired for an explanation. I think the categories are easy to understand.

Happy voting and I will post up something tomorrow, probably with emails I’ve gotten over the past week or so.  I may post some news & notes as well if I get time to put it together.

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The 2009 WWE Johnny Awards – Best & Worst Match Vote

December 8, 2009 16 comments

The 2009 Johnny Awards will be posted on Monday, December 14. I will have my picks for each award and I will post the results from these polls. For the awards, the time period I’m using is from December 1, 2008 to November 30, 2009 so it’s the full calendar year of 2009 minus one month.

Best Match – To be given to the best match of the year.
I tried to cover as much as I could. I think the first choice is pretty obvious, but the rest of the top three is important too so make sure you pick three. I put 26 choices up there, so plenty of games to pick from. If one of your matches of the year isn’t listed then feel free to put it in the last option. The matches are listed in chronological order.

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